Pdx Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator

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PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator – Brown

Looking for an over-the-top stroker experience that feels like the real thing — and then some? Meet the PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator in Brown. This life-sized, ultra-realistic masturbator is made for users who want more than just a sleeve. With soft, Fanta Flesh construction, a super-deep love tunnel, and sculpted curves that look as good as they feel, this isn’t a toy it is a full-blown experience.

Whether you are setting up for solo play or inviting a partner to watch, the Milk Me Silly brings intense stimulation, powerful suction, and a visual thrill that’s hard to beat. And yes, it is as massive as it looks.

What Makes the PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Different?

1. Life-Sized with Lifelike Detail

This is no pocket stroker. The Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator features a full torso design with a curvy backside and realistic brown-toned skin. The lifelike sculpting and generous proportions give you a visual and tactile experience that mimics the real thing.

The soft, body-safe Fanta Flesh warms to your body temperature and feels shockingly real to the touch — from the supple cheeks to the textured tunnel.

2. Super-Deep Tunnel with Textured Ridges

Slide into a tunnel designed for full-length thrusts. Measuring over 9 inches deep, the interior features ribbing and massaging bumps that increase sensation with every stroke.

Pair it with your favorite water-based lube to simulate oral or vaginal play — the tight suction and firm grip respond to your movement for maximum immersion.

3. Hands-Free Setup for Full Control

At nearly 20 pounds, this toy stays exactly where you need it. Just place it on a flat surface like a desk, bed, or padded stool, and go hands-free. No need to hold it in place or adjust mid-session. Its sturdy base and realistic heft let you fully focus on the experience.

Want to spice things up? Add a mirror or POV video for even more realism.

4. Compatible with Toy Mounts

The Milk Me Silly is compatible with a variety of suction cup toy mounts and flat-surface anchors, making it easy to lock in your favorite angle. Set it up standing, lying flat, or doggy-style — it is built for position play.

5. Premium Build with Easy Clean-Up

The inner sleeve is removable for fast cleaning. Just slide it out, rinse with warm water and toy cleaner, and leave to dry fully before reinserting. The outer body can be wiped down with a toy-safe cloth.

Use water-based lube only to maintain the soft material and avoid damage. Avoid silicone or oil-based lubes.

What’s in the Box:

  • PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Mega Masturbator (Brown skin tone)

  • Removable inner tunnel sleeve

  • Storage-ready plain box

  • Care instructions

Note: Lube not included. Grab a bottle of Sliquid H2O for the best results.

Product Specs:

  • Material: Fanta Flesh (TPE, body-safe)

  • Color: Brown

  • Weight: Approx. 19.8 lbs (9 kg)

  • Tunnel Depth: 9+ inches

  • Tunnel Texture: Ribbed, with nodules

  • Use Style: Hands-free, flat-surface

  • Clean-Up: Warm water + toy cleaner

  • Lube Compatibility: Water-based only

  • Shipping: Discreet packaging, U.S. only

Free Standard Shipping (3-7 business days) on all orders above $75.
$5.99 shipping (3-7 business days) for all orders under $75.
$14.99 Express Shipping (2-3 business days) available on all orders. (Free for orders over $200)
Shipping costs to Canada will be calculated at checkout.

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